uracilcherubs:

Past Caliborn: Start the Party.

»There you are, just blogging whenHOLSY SHIT WHO THE FUCK IS THIS.

HOLY SHIT WHO THE FuCK ARE YOu?!

»You have no idea who this is, but they look like amazing candies and pink swirling dreams or whatever shit you’d go on about when you’re in a near-cultish stupor. Because right as you reach for your gun-

HOLY FuCKING SHIT IS THAT THE JuJu? 

<go ahead and give that cherub pal a big old grin>

WELL GOSH SILLY BILLY, YOU KNOW ME! I’M THAT RED BLOODED UMBRA YOU— OH WAIT, NOW I’M THE SILLY ONE, DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME YET?? WELL NO MATTER.

THIS ISSSSSSSSSSS THE JUJU!! MY JUJU TO BE EXACT! I JUST WANTED TO BRING YOU SOME GOOD OLD CANDIED HAPPINESS.

OH AND ONE OTHER GIFT. DO YOU WANT IT?? DO YOU WANT THE GIFT?

<rock on your heels and play with the precious juju in your hands>