Anonymous sent:

it sounds like davesprite just hates umbra for petty reasons while he hates the other for no reason at all except for 'its not fair'

davesprit hates callie and bro for things that are my fault.
it is fine i will correct it.

ap0cryphalantithesis replied to your post: W0uld y0u like t0 hang 0ut with me s0me time? I can sh0w y0u my d00msday machine. 0u0 

Lets d0 it. We can destr0y an entire timeline just f0r fun. C0me 0n. 0u0

oh my god. do not tempt me.

that would be incredibly fun.
dammit.
shhhh.

gentlemanlyulterior replied to your post: Hello Umbra. Hope the various plebians arent bothering you too much.

What a shame. I do wish I could do something about that. Off topic, but how fares my old juju?

if you can murder people that would be a delight.
but no that is a joke do not do that.

the juju is with the bird.
and your sister’s will be given to him as well. soon.

oh goodie callie is caught up.

well my bit of the conversation is over.
weren’t they in need of speaking?

also davesprit i assure you you are a strider, a very good one, and your self hating conversations are silly.

you can be an idiot and it is obvious we have trouble on some level but no more than i and callie ever have.

i do not think any less of you and in fact will continue to think very highly of you. you are my favourite strider and it has been a pleasure, i assure you.

oh right and i meant to do this earlier because it has a swirl in it and um??

<@ ??

unyieldinggrimace sent:

6ZZZZZZ.

what.
what are you doing.

gardengnosticlady sent:

yeah, just let me know when you turn it on, i will send cake. do you want the other food i made too? like there is pizza, some bacon and other stuff, too. i dunno.

yes.
food would be nice.
i have not eaten in a while. seeing as i have not moved much.

however i did move long enough to turn one back on.
you have five minutes at most before i turn it off again.

ap0cryphalantithesis sent:

W0uld y0u like t0 hang 0ut with me s0me time? I can sh0w y0u my d00msday machine. 0u0

yes.
if you do the thing i asked of you.
actually i would like to see that sort of thing anyway, that would be lovely.

gentlemanlyulterior sent:

Hello Umbra. Hope the various plebians aren't bothering you too much.

you are going to be disappointed in knowing that they most definitely are.

timaeuscreamsicle:

ok
ok this is actually good i feel like were making progress here

but yeah i kind of had an idea she gave you the whole spread of feelings
not that it would matter too much anyway given certain events that im sure we dont need to discuss

but see that doesnt sound right
‘im magicking feelings because i owe him’
i understand your need to make him happy
but he should understand and respect you enough to know that it isnt quite how you see him

two wrongs dont make a right no matter how you spin it
no matter how much easier it is for everyone
you owe him a lot of things im sure
but you dont owe him yourself

as for solutions i couldnt tell you
this all goes a bit beyond me to some degree

hhhhhkkk
i feel like shit for sharing these opinions
even if she does see them
um
ok well back to the bowtie thing
she did that to you without even consulting me
she said she talked to you once about taking actions without talking to you first
but
i mean i feel like she could have at least let me know
she didnt until after the fact and after you had already said me dying would be ‘lame’
if i had known i would have been able to adjust and respond more appropriately

i said earlier i dont have a problem with the bowtie
and i dont
its a good coping mechanism
but i do have an issue with how it was handled
so
theres that
she does things like that quite a lot and sometimes i wonder if its on purpose

like ok hey she threw the party earlier right
for the whole shrek theme
and it was this whole big group thing that you wanted to bring me along for
but then she was telling you that she knew i didnt like shrek all that much
and to be honest i dont care too much
its a fine movie its just the jokes that come with it that i have problems with

so my issue there is
why did she throw a party with a theme she thought i didnt like
if she knew you would want to bring me along 

oh good.
yes please do not discuss that.

i guess it is not all that right. when you put it that way.
though you have no solution, no suggestion, and this really is not my thing.
so i do not know what else to do about it.
if it is making everyone happy and bringing about less trouble then it cannot be all bad, yes?

or um. unless it is making you unhappy?

she is reading through the conversation right now.
…and that first part with the bowtie bit is really just all my fault.
you do not have to blame callie for those things.
i am the one who upset you.
which again, i am sorry for.

i apologize for poorly handling the bowtie situation and misusing it in ways that ended up being bad for you.
that was the opposite of what it was intended for but really now i am stupid.

as for the movie.

we actually. planned this event a couple weeks back, i, think.
even down to the movies.
i never thought about it much, i suppose.
nor did i know even the possibility that you did not like shrek.

another thing that appears to be my fault.
not hers.
i should have invited you much sooner.
i believe i did not think about it, because the event was intended as a double date, to try and help bro.
dragging you there was a last minute thought.
my fault.

see?
sorry.

(Source: redmuseoftime)

shall i list the ways?